Picture Wars

This is a game involving images. Not emoticons, but pictures you find off some image search engine.

The first person, which happens to be me in this case, will post a picture. Then, someone else will post a picture defeating my picture. Then, another person will come along with a picture that defeats the previous person's picture. And so on. Get it?

It can be as random as you want it to be, but you have to explain how your picture "defeats" the picture before it.

I'll start:

An evil baby is using her mind control to hypnotize the president so he'll destroy the earth!